So I took an assessment test that appeared in someone's journal, specifically , who apparently got a face-slappingly accurate result. Mine... well, kinda. But it's dug up things that were only in place sometime in the past, and not as of taking this test.

Name: Benjamin
Date: 10/3/2009
Colorgenics Number: 12706345

"You are the sort of person that needs a peaceful environment. You seek release from stress and freedom from conflicts and disagreements, of which you seem to have had more than your fair share. But you are taking pains to control the situation by proceeding cautiously and you are right in doing so as you are a very sensitive person."
The "Freedom from conflict" part is one hundred eighty degrees off: I LOVE getting into arguments. The second part is correct as I am smoothing over one miscommunication issue with one friend I fought recently, but then again I get into such disconnects fairly often, maybe about once every couple of months with at least ONE person. This's partly deliberate on my part: I like to seek out problem areas with my friends and address them in order to get them out of the way. This is painful when it happens, but it prevents difficulties later.

"You are totally dissatisfied with your present situation. Matters are not going right for you and you are seeking a means of escape. Your mental state of mind necessitates that you need to change your thinking patterns. Remember, if one particular modus operandi doesn't seem to work, then try something different."
This applied to me about a month ago, when I wasn't learning my college material fast enough. I've already taken measures however to get caught up on learning my C++ programming. :3

"The situation at this time is one of considerable distress. You feel trapped and you are looking for some way out. You can find solace in the arms of someone who cares so long as there is no long-term emotional involvement."
I don't feel "trapped" necessarily; I sometimes feel more "lost" in order to phrase it accurately. I need more direction rather than more freedom.

"Recent disappointment has led you to become truly introverted. You are becoming suspicious of everybody and consequently you now feel that you are unable to trust anybody. Unfortunately it would appear that you are curbing your natural enthusiasm and imaginative nature - perhaps this is because you are fearful that you may become over enthused and find that you could possibly be carried away by wishful thinking. You are keeping your distance to see whether attitudes towards you are sincere - but this watchfulness could easily develop into suspicion and distrust."
Not at all. The last time I felt this way was back when I ragequitted my original World of Warcraft server (Gnomeregan) to escape from a circle of friends that had degenerated into basically a cult of idiots all competing and squabbling for my attention. That was well over two years ago. Also, due to my present state with my mental and spiritual development, I'm in a mindset where being stabbed in the back by a close friend (which I can't imagine happening, but then that's the twist isn't it?) would not darken my view of the world in the slightest.

"You are inclined to be too trusting and you feel that you need to be on your guard against the possibility that your endeavours and actions may be misunderstood. Too often you have been taken advantage of and you have been mentally abused. Now you are seeking a relationship which can provide peace of mind, where you can be yourself and not have the need to put on a false front."
An unusual quality about me is that I actually LIKE being "used" by other people, even as a stepping stool. It makes me feel... um... "useful". XD As for the "false front", that's definitely not me. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not in order to preseve face. Heck, I don't even put any effort into hiding my online identity from being associated with my offline one, because I don't care if I'm not afraid of being recognized. Personally, I consider myself extremely privileged to be able to afford that apathy. o.o;

So overall, this test flopped like the Myers-Briggs one did. Unlike that one however, this one didn't make me feel an urge to write a flaming rant on a forum someplace. I'm not sure what it is about this test; certainly it doesn't feel like it'd make sense, simply clicking on eight colors in descending order, but that somehow doesn't seem quite so facepalm as choosing between several sets of extremes.

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Here's the test if anyone's curious. Again, didn't work for me, but I'm kind of a weird person who conducts weird experiments upon his own mind, so I do still recommend it.